C#m         E  E/D#  B                    C#m
   And I'm standing up in my practice room
    E  E/D#  B                       C#m
I'm all alone, the speakers almost blown
       E     E/D#  B
On my new Gibson amp
              E             E/D# B   E  E/D#  A   B
Oh, what the hell




[Verse 2]
C#m        E  E/D#  B                     C#m
Things are not so different in my vocal master
             E   E/D#  B                        C#m
You're the face that launched one thousand shits
             E   E/D#    B                     C#m
Greeks and Trojans and their thousand shits
            E   E/D#  B                     C#m
The shits lining the shores of Asia Minor
       E   E/D#  B                     C#m
Lining on the shores of Asia Minor
         E        E/D#  B                  E             E/D#  B
You can tell that I'm not a minor in Asia no more


[Chorus]
                  E   E/D#   A
I'm standing up
                                      B          E   E/D#   B
This is the face that launched a thousand shits
                 E    E/D#   A
I'm standing up
                                       B
This is the face that launched a thousand shits

[Instrumental]
C#m  E E/D#  B    x4

[Verse 3]
C#m      E  E/D#  B              C#m
    This is the  face that shot
           E   E/D#  B
Who never have replaced
                  C#m           E     E/D#    B
Splitting up his kingdom into three separate parts
                   C#m    E      E/D#   E
For his sons and their three separate hearts