B   F#  B  F#  Abm
Oh, oh, oh
B   F#  B  F#  Abm
Oh, oh, oh
B   F#  B  F#  Abm
Oh, oh, oh
B   F#  B  F#  Abm
Oh, oh, oh
B   F#  B  F#  Abm
Oh, oh, oh

E|---11-9~----11-9-11-9--7h9-7-6-------6---------------7---------7-----------|
B|-9--------9--------------------7-9-7---7-9-------7-9------7-9--------------|
G|-------------------------------------------------------8---------8---------|
D|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|

E|---------------------------------------2-----------------------------------|
B|-----------------------------------4-2---4p2p0-----------------------------|
G|-6-8-6-------------8-----8/9//11-------------------------------------------|
D|---------6-9-6---6---6-9--------------------------6p4---4~/6---------------|
A|-------9----------------------------------------------6--------------------|
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|

E|----------------------7----7~---6-7-6--------------------------------------|
B|-----------------7--9---9-------------9-7-9-4h7-4--------------------------|
G|-8---6---6h7h8-------------------------------------------------------------|
D|---9---9-------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|

        B                       E
Mum and Dad, I met a girl, she's got great teeth and she's marrying me
           C#m          F#                                      Abm
And she's a great cook, she's about to finish writing her fifth book
        B                                     E
Mum and dad, she paints as well, she wrote her own theory of relativity
                 C#m       F#             Abm
It's better than Einstein's, oh and she's all mine
        B                                         E
Mum and dad, I love her more, than I've ever loved anything, and you should hear her sing,
            C#m         F#                      Abm
she's got a record deal, and if she leaves me I won't heal
        B                                            E
Mum and dad, she found a way, to put an end to global warming, during our breakfast just 
this morning
                     C#m   F#                               Abm
She's getting a Nobel Prize, she's the best damn woman alive

(small note on the chorus, if you play the F# as the 9th fret A barre chord shape and 
the second F# as
an 2nd fret E shape barre chord it will fit in with the bass better)

                         B   F#  B      F#           
      Abm
And she doesn't mind the oh, oh, oh, she doesn't mind the...
                         B   F#  B      F#           
      Abm
She doesn't mind the oh, oh, oh, she doesn't mind the...
                         B   F#  B      F#           
      Abm
She says she doesn't mind the oh, oh, oh, she doesn't mind the...
                         B   F#  B      F#           
      Abm
She doesn't mind the oh, oh, oh, she doesn't mind the...
                         B   F#  B      F#           
      Abm
She doesn't mind the oh, oh, oh, she doesn't mind the...


E|------------| e|--11~~~--|
B|--12~~~~----| B|--12~~~--|
G|--13~~~~----| G|---------|
D|------------| D|---------|
A|------------| A|---------|
E|------------| E|---------|

        B                                      E
Mum and dad, I met a girl, she says she's gunna be my wife and complete my life
            C#m           F#                      Abm
She's got a science degree, we fell in love at university
        B                                    E
Mum and dad, this one's got brains, and she's so damn smart, knows Shakespeare off by heart
           C#m     F#                  Abm
Her dad's a doctor,  so glad I got her
        B
Mum and dad, she's an active member of Greenpeace
              E
She's from an educated home, and she plays the trombone
         C#m          F#              Abm
Makes my heart tingle, she's trilingual
        B                                     E
Mum and dad, she's curing cancer, and you can meet next week
                                      C#m        F#                    
        Abm
She's coming down to make a speech on stem cells, I think the wedding is gunna go well

                         B   F#  B      F#           
      Abm
And she doesn't mind the oh, oh, oh, she doesn't mind the...
                         B   F#  B      F#           
      Abm
She doesn't mind the oh, oh, oh, she doesn't mind the...
                         B   F#  B      F#           
      Abm
She says she doesn't mind the oh, oh, oh, she doesn't mind the...
                         B   F#  B      F#           
      Abm
She doesn't mind the oh, oh, oh, she doesn't mind the...
                         B   F#  B      F#           
      Abm
She doesn't mind the oh, oh, oh, she doesn't mind the...