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[Verse 1]
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Why do lovers park down deserted lanes? 
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near haunted houses or homes for the insane?
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Like a deformed son who was locked in a shed 
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Later escaped when he chopped off their heads 

[repeat Intro]
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[Verse 2]
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Why do axe murderers only attack
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when you're partially nude or you're taking a bath?
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Though there are times I feel softer than most  
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Somedays like yogurt and some days like toast 

[Verse 3]
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Sorority girls and fraternity boys
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Always deflowered - they're rich and they're spoiled 
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So we never feel bad when Aunt Betty, who's dead 
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surprises them lying on her wedding bed

[Verse 4]
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When we're making love now, I feel so exposed
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Might you impale me or turn into those 
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creatures that feed on the flesh of the living 
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They hide in the corn between June and Thanksgiving 

[Outro]
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Why do axe murderers only attack when we're making love... 
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Why do axe murderers only attack when we're partially nude or taking
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a bath?