Gm   C   Gm   C
Gm   Dm  Gm   C

[Verse 1]
Gm                            C
Santa Claus is in the closet, Santa's in the water closet
Gm                      C
Takin' off his leotard, PJs, underwear
Gm           Dm Gm C
Oh, ho-ho-ho

[Verse 2]
Gm                               C
Santa's gone and lost his apron, Santa's cooking up some bacon
   Gm                              C
Creates his luncheon on the lavvy, breadcrumb took away
      Gm    Dm Gm C
Grumb naggh

[Verse 3]
Gm                         C
Santa's in the closet over there, not really home
Gm                     C
Sisters have a go over there, hurry on home
   Gm Dm Gm C
No no

[Verse 4]
Gm                          C
Sixty candles, make a wish, Santa's cake is on the dish
Gm                             C                      Gm
Steady, hits the rock instead, rocking at the kitchen door
Gm Dm Gm C

[Verse 5]
Gm                            C
Santa Claus is in the closet, Santa's in the water closet
Gm                      C
Takin' off his leotard, PJs, underwear
Gm           Dm Gm C
Oh, ho-ho-ho

[Verse 6]
Gm                     C
18 karat, ginger snap, pedal pushers coming back
Gm                            C
Santa Clauses will not bag it but he doesn't know
Gm  Dm Gm C
Jack

[Verse 7]
Gm                               C
Tried his luck with soldier boy, smuggled spices at the door
Gm                                          C
Maggie's baby thinks he's got a doable trap and he doesn't know
Gm  Dm Gm C
Jack

[Verse 8]
Gm                            C
Up this forest pull the latch, half the crew steps down the hatch
Gm                               C
Santa's movin' down the floor, intend that's making stone cones
Gm Dm Gm C

[Verse 9]
Gm                         C
Santa Claus is at the bar, Santa wants to break the law
Gm                            C
Santa's goin', goin' down and Santa wants to go to hell
Gm Dm Gm C

[Verse 10]
Gm                     C
18 karat, ginger snap, pedal pushers coming back
Gm                            C
Santa Clauses will not bag it but he doesn't know
Gm  Dm Gm C
Jack

[Verse 11]
Gm                             C
Santa's looking in the closet, hiding things and feeling lousy
Gm                               C
I don't know how he got there or what he's doing here