What's that man holding in his hand? He looks a lot like a guy I knew way back when It's Silly Willy with that Philly band Could be, ooh-wee Tell me, what's that man movin' cross the stage? It looks a lot like the one used by Jimmy Page It's like a relic from a different age Could be, ooh-wee If there's a rock show at the Concertgebouw They've got long hair at the Madison Square You've got rock and roll at the Hollywood Bowl We'll be there, oh, yeah The lights go down, they're back in town - okay Behind the stacks, you glimpse an axe The tension mounts, you score an ounce - ole! The temperatures rise as you see the whites of their eyes If there's a rock show at the Concertgebouw You've got long hair at the Madison Square They've got rock and roll at the Hollywood Bowl We'll be there, oh, yeah In my green metal suit, I'm preparing to shoot up the city And the ring at the end of my nose makes me look rather pretty It's a pity there's nobody here to witness the end Save for my dear old friend and confidante - mademoiselle Kitty What's that man moving to and fro? That decibel meter doesn't seem to be reading low But they was louder at the Rainbow Could be, ooh-wee If there's a rock show at the Concertgebouw They've got long hair at the Madison Square You've got rock and roll at the Hollywood Bowl We'll be there, oh, yeah If there's a rock show at the Concertgebouw They've got long hair at the Madison Square You've got rock and roll at the Hollywood Bowl Rock show Long hair Rock and roll