According to you
I'm stupid
I'm useless
I can't do anything right

According to you
I'm difficult
Hard to please
Forever changing my mind

I'm a mess in a dress
Can't show up on time
Even if it would save my life
According to you, according to you

But according to him
I'm beautiful, incredible
He can't get me out of his head
According to him
I'm funny, irresistible
Everything he ever wanted

Everything is opposite
I don't feel like stopping it
Baby, tell me what I got to lose
He's into me for everything I'm not

According to you
According to you
I'm boring
I'm moody
You can't take me any place

According to you
I suck at telling jokes 'cause he's always hissing
I'm the girl with the worst attention span
You're the boy who puts up with that
According to you, according to you

But according to him
I'm beautiful, incredible
He can't get me out of his head
According to him
I'm funny, irresistible
Everything he ever wanted

Everything is opposite
I don't feel like stopping it
Baby, tell me what I got to lose
He's into me for everything I'm not
According to you

I need to feel appreciated
Like I'm not hated, oh no
Why can't you see me through his eyes?
It's too bad you're making me decide

According to me
You're stupid
You're useless
You can't do anything right

But according to him
I'm beautiful, incredible
He can't get me out of his head
According to him
I'm funny, irresistible
Everything he ever wanted

Everything is opposite
I don't feel like stopping it
Baby, tell me what I got to lose
He's into me for everything I'm not
According to you